Hey! She said, “dad, I thought you was the king of the house.” When she said that, it set me off. Come here. I’m watching TV. You ready to get on out of here?” You ready? I get there, my uncle’s in the middle of the living room. K. kierre. Let you go buy some juice and she’s with you while you buy the juice. Can’t move none of that.” “Fight back!” “I can’t. I didn’t get mad. Copy link to clipboard. Let ’em see it. Punched him right in the face. No, I got it. I never had nobody put their hand on my face. Take a sip. I’m not that guy. But after a while, fellas, we get repetitive. When his mother’s around I’m gonna have an attitude. “Yeah, nig’. You don’t know what people are capable of now. There’s women around me. That’s what we do. I’m gonna be honest with you guys, man. Two babies— Little boy and little girl. That’s why we try to make you feel fun. I was like I want that fear. Better yet, hit him first.” I throw a punch. but I want you to do it how I pictured you doing it. You ain’t doing nothing wrong. We’re not fighters. Copy embed to clipboard. I love my grandpop to death. In the beginning, men, we have to do it. He was like, “chill. I go through Tiffany’s phone. Born and raised in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, Hart began his career by winning several amateur comedy competitions at clubs throughout New England, culminating in his first real break in 2001 when he was cast by Judd Apatow for a recurring role on the TV series Undeclared. We fight a lot though. I got it.” “What? When I say that he go, “hot. Share to Twitter. I say, “don’t put your hands on my lady, man.” I pushed him. They’re gonna follow suit. “What? Women, y’all don’t have a cap. No need for me to lie. I’m very serious, man. Took a nap. “Oh oh oh!” One of those. Kevin Hart. I don’t play that picking off my plate stuff, ladies. I was gonna film a movie. Gun Compartment Kevin Hart GIF SD GIF HD GIF MP4. I’m not gonna lie. Your lady will never tell you this. “Take the goddamn food, bitch!” I snapped. “Fuck you! What’d he just say? I’m trying. My name’s Kev Hart. Kevin Hart Gun Compartment GIF SD GIF HD GIF MP4. You’ve not even got that far. You think I’m lying? I can admit that. “Hey, babe. Kill us both!” Kill us! Yeah, whatever. I just want to know what you guys think. I don’t put myself in situations where I’m not gonna win. Watch Kevin Hart: Irresponsible, only on Netflix.https://www.netflix.com/title/80174687SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2Kncxw6About Netflix Is A Joke:The official hub of Netflix stand-up, comedy series, films, and all things funny — curated by the world’s most advanced algorithm and a depressed, yet lovable, cartoon horse. Bet money you catch him. If I found out that my son is pulling his thing out at school, when his mother’s around I’m gonna have an attitude. One bed. I can tell you how every man in this room watches kids. For professional photography services and modeling/acting casting calls visit: www.LookAtYouATL.com Do what you want to do with your kids. I don’t like seeing new couples. She knew how to get a reaction out of me. Know why? You’re having a good time with your boys. Let’s be even. Uh, excuse me, bitch, Labor Day is over. When you get in the car, how long does it take you to pull off? Wayne got a real big stomach. It was crazy. Larry the Cable Guy is back to Git R Done. When my grandpa cuss, he pronounce every letter in the cuss word. CAPTION. Okay, I got it. That’s a fear. Kevin Hart’s good time with guns. No.”. See how mad she get ’cause she’s not a part of the laugh? Let’s go get a cookie.” I start walking towards the kitchen. No, I got it. He’s institutionalized, man. I swear. I’m gonna tell y’all, the fucked-up part about that joke? You look stupid. I got kids, I got a nanny. You ever see those guys. You’re a liar. It was early. Look at my eyes. They talkin’ ’bout— Tonight— No no, bitch. Hey. I went, “why can’t she have a cookie, Jesus? The cavs. Backspace. Now you want a sip of my juice, fuck around, take a double sip, I’m left with a little ass sip ’cause your over-thirsty ass want to take a double sip. Protect yourself. Shouts out to all y’all with grandparents. Hey! All right? Sort: Relevant Newest # kevin hart # lol # television # snl # saturday night live # celebs # lol # kevin hart # testing # help me # let me explain # abc # 200 # kevin hart # in the news I can admit that. “Hey, real quick before you look at your baby. You’re done. Spread it!” He’s crazy. I’m telling you, y’all. I know I’m safe now. My daughter’s spoiled, man. I’m having a good time I can’t see him, but I can hear him. That’s your job as a dad. Share to Pinterest. “Kevin, uncle Richard just got home.” “I’m on the first flight. One pillow. Next time you watch a game and he fall, this exactly what he do. See, I can talk about relationships. We’re good readers in my family. Now you know how you think you making somebody struggle? This is me speaking the truth. “All right. Somebody get the weights. I said, “go to bed.” He said, “ah” I was so mad. It’s a difficult time for me. Good morning.” She sees me, she was like, “Kevin.” I said, “miss green.” She said, “did you let your mother read the note?” I said, “yes I did.” She said, “well, what did your mother say?” I took a deep breath. Like fuck everybody in this bitch. Don’t put your hands in my face. You break down after a while. Go to bed.” Smacked me. How do I know this? Do you. How come nothing good ever happens at work? My baby made an executive decision. Got it. Don’t say shit to me. Fuck you, pissin’-in-the-bed boy. Looked like this n i g g a was tip drilling all the time. ” “Nothing. So I wanted to practice. Stop shaking your face. Relax, man.” He said, “Kev, let me tell you something. She ever get into a position before you put her in it? Rock hard. You think you give ’em a hard way to go? Cross-eyed, crying down your back fat foot ass bitch. One of them. Can I get a peel his muffin cap back blue?” “Say it with your chest!” “Can I get a peel his muffin cap—” I didn’t know what to do. Hurry up before the cops come. Hurry up, man! It traumatized me. I left my keys up on the top of the thing. What’d I do? Remember? Straight face. Recorded live at the Allen Theater, Cleveland, Ohio Don’t nobody do shit. “Yeah, whatever. Took a nap. I love you.” Too much. Reason why? Hey. Chill. Listen to the answers we give you when we do dumb shit. I’ll be there in the morning.” I ain’t seen him in 15 years. When you pick up the phone, she hears fun in the background. Embed. Her and her friends, they in the room playing. He got an attitude ’cause he can’t get no candy. Kids do whatever they want when they’re with dad. We’re readers. “Yeah. There’s a bunch of monsters in here. You’re a liar. Copy embed to clipboard. You know why? I’m not gonna lie. I was like I want that fear. Look, it’s always something stupid. I don’t know what I would do if I found a picture of a little boy’s thing on my daughter’s phone. Y’all get an attitude with us when we go out.” I’ll tell you something, ladies. This is not a joke. Pow. Take us off. Yo, I swear to God that was like the best night of my life. The best GIFs are on GIPHY. I hate it. I love you, but I don’t understand you. Okay? It just jumped out my body. “Kevin! Let’s go. Fellas, you ever have a genuine laugh around your lady? Let’s try this.” We’ve got a whole bunch of stuff. No, what you doin’? I think the guy who won say that. That’s the type of shit she do. What’d I tell you? “Oh God. Oh, that’s the funniest shit ever to me. Boy, get your ass out of the damn oven. I’m done! All day, every day. I thought it was Jesus at first. Keep in mind it’s a lot of pressure, all right? That’s a cap. You got a career! Once you realize we do dumb shit, we’re dumb sometimes, we’re gonna fuck up— That’s our nature as a man. “N-n-no.” Y’all do that right there? You ever see a couple that’s newly in love try to share? My son always want to come. They’re like the worst jail metaphors I’ve ever heard in my life. Kevin Hart - My first time cursing. I talk about things that I know— My family, my kids. Fop fop. I don’t mind seeing couples. CAPTION. Y’all ride ’em. I’m in school, I’m being bad. I thought you said you was going to work. You guys don’t understand what you’re in. If I get arrested out here, I’m not getting out of jail till, like, Tuesday.” I’m like, “yo, let’s go. I’m gonna show you. He’s the one scrambling up for me. What do you mean?” “Peel this motherfucker’s muffin cap back blue.” “Is that drink? “What are you doing, unc? If you don’t believe me that men do dumb shit and don’t realize it, listen to ’em. Know what I’m scared of? Little girl start crying. Why would you say that out loud? I promise you it’ll be the funniest shit you ever heard in your life. I’m calming down. But don’t make me laugh, okay? I thought I was, but I wasn’t. “What the? We almost broke up. When I did this with the diaper bag, “bitch, you think I give a fuck about you— Let me tell you something, you got another thing coming.” When I swung the diaper bag over my shoulder— “You got another goddamn thing coming if you think I give a shit.” It wasn’t good, man. I’m not gonna lie. I ain’t never put my hands on my lady. You go outside, open up the juice, she asks for a sip. Share to Facebook. Women, you don’t fall, you buckle. What did she do?” But here’s how smart she is. All I can tell y’all is that it’s about to go down.” He was like, “what?” I said, “look, man. I know from experience. Come on.” This is the shit that pissed me off. My mom comes downstairs, she said, “hey. Too many people know too many different things. I’m serious. Y’all don’t run in your house? I plunked her one time. ” This is what makes me laugh. I tore that thing up.” No, you didn’t. “Come on, man. Just be behind me when I walk in class.” He said, “all right, cool.” I walk in class, miss green my teacher, she starts speaking to everybody. “You want me to wait?” I said, “no, eat your food. Yeah. I can’t see. As I’m in my speech, he tackles me. It’s the scariest shit I’ve ever heard in my life. In the beginning, it’s amazing. It’s your room. Babe, let me get my keys on the top of the thing. Come on. I like that. I see some of y’all lookin’ at me with attitude. I love you, dude. Get your plunk back. When kids are playing, they don’t know that shit just got real. Get the— Hey, girl. Tell you another reason why I can’t storm out of the house correctly. Kevin Hart & Grant Cardone Roy Thomson Hall Toronto, Canada. You say the same thing every time my ass get up in the air. Let’s go! Locked up 15 years. Tell you who else is funny to watch fall. That’s what I’m supposed to do. I want you to do what I say, but I want you to do it how I pictured you doing it. You’re always looking for validation. Everybody straight? Okay, all right. My mom gave me permission to cuss one time. I’m not. Long tittied, no nipple having ass bitch.” The shit was crazy. You don’t ever want your man to think that you’re not fun. No, if it is, that’s gotta change. I should have dropped the wing and ran over there, but I licked my fingers first. I won’t act like I am. Fop fop real quick. He was like, “what?” I said, “look, man. I’m understanding that now. N-n-no.” You ever notice there’s always a pervert guy to catch you? On the block. Like you ever have to explain something before they see their baby? I’m not gonna lie. I’m watching TV. Now I’m free, but I’m not leaving ’cause I don’t want him to think I’m a bitch. Come here. Huh-uh. Right? Several Twitter users also called the opener 'tone-deaf'. My uncle got so much respect, man. Huh? Not one. Y’all wanna do what y’all wanna do. This is my impression of a woman breaking down. Please.” I need my keys. You wanna go night night, n i g g a? I’m in the living room. I was like, “hey, man. Report. Ain’t nobody else out here with y’all.” “So you telling me he that fast? But me being a heterosexual male, But me being a heterosexual male, if I can prevent my son from being gay, I will. I know y’all not in that toilet. Yeah, Cleveland. God damn. Oh God, please.” Holy shit! I don’t like over love. I got a lot of fears, man. You need patience. “I told you to say two cuss words. Hey, you ever see his legs after he fall? Is somebody with you? Oh Shit. I’m about to go to the school.” I said, “why you going to the school?” He said, “why you think? I don’t think you should go to the school with a picture I don’t think you should go to the school with a picture of a little boy’s dick in the phone and try to match it up to other little boys. By myself. Everything is shut down. Hurry up, man! It takes up a lot of space. What’s the worst thing you’ll ever say to a woman? “Remain Seated,” his latest solo special, will show you why this Grammy nominated, multi-platinum recording artist, and Billboard award winner is at the top of his game. With that being said, I don’t get as mad as I used to. Let me take you out, put you around some women, get some drinks. You think he’s about to die. We gettin’ it in. I know relationships. Report. Soon as you leave, there’s so much filth that goes down. “No, girl. That shit hurt like hell. Oh, I’m by myself * * What I’m gonna do? That shit hurt. Look at this. I was just trying…” It’s too much. The note said, “maybe if you showed your son some more attention at home, he wouldn’t act like a fool in school.” My mom read the note. Tells me everything. It’s a true statement. Hit my dad so fast I’ve never seen anything like it. Once you guys realize that we’ll get along so much better. Hey, motherf— “Stay right here. He want to go with his dad, but you can’t even take your son with you.” Now I can’t be a piece of shit. That’s gay! ’cause she hears fun. It’s too loud.” Finally I go over it. I couldn’t get it. You’re being an asshole. I don’t give a shit. Police confirm the cause of Kevin Hart’s horrific car crash. I’m a big fan. We don’t fuckin’ know. No, your nose is in the way. From experience, you look stupid. “Babe, I’m fun, right? Too late. You don’t sleep standing up. Hey! Get out the car… “It ain’t a game. Okay? Kevin Hart's House Got Robbed | Netflix Is A Joke - YouTube You just gonna use a key ’cause you live here. Directors: Leslie Small, Tim Story | Stars: Kevin Hart, Don Cheadle, Halle Berry, Ed Helms. I wake up, get dressed. It’s just a good time. It took him 25 minutes to pull off the other day. Share to Tumblr. Thugs always got to give you a speech before they fight. You don’t do that to me.”. This is not a joke, this is for real. Ain’t no ‘kill us.’ us ain’t mad. Why would I do that? Share to iMessage. What’s up, Cleveland? This made me so mad. I saw it happen, but I acted like I didn’t ’cause I didn’t want to be a part of it. They’re like, “get off him. It took way too long. So I run back up to him. Hey, Kevin. They know shit. I just kicked it. Gun at my waist. I got to call at the right time. Hey. “Somebody help his ass up. We both in the car. For those people that are not believers yet, I’ll go a step further. He said she ain’t had no nipples.” I got suspended. You know why? When I did it, he was like, “security!” Security came up, grabbed me, put me in a full-Nelson. “I don’t want to do nothing. That’s why I had attitude. One of my friends got a teenage daughter. L-o-l. R-t-o-f-m-a-o. Oct 27, 2019 - Explore Savannah Bennefield's board "Kevin hart meme" on Pinterest. I kicked her off.” “Wait, what? Get out the bowl! I’m not bullshitting. Everybody look. !” It’s too much pressure. “I ain’t wanna do that. Do it! Check the Kevin Hart Tour schedule below to find out when his "Irresponsible" trek is coming to your city, and get your tickets today! Maybe we should watch Ride Along after a… Kevin Hart has revealed he enjoyed handling big weapons in Ride Along. He’s been saying this all day. We took a vote and she lost. He gets so mad. “I’m sick of this! Share to iMessage. It’s too high. Please, get the— Get the heel. He’d never got mad to the point where he’d cuss back. Votes: 8,948 | Gross: $23.59M So you don’t need pants ’cause your dick is out, that’s what you’re telling me?” As soon as his mom leaves— “Hey, come here. You got the attitude.” I know women. I know real thugs. I’m gonna tell you why I got mad. “Hey, shut up, Steve! Search, discover and share your favorite Kevin Hart GIFs. Na do nothing before we get home, my brother calls me what ’ d take a kid of! ‘ sip sip ’ like that back and they do exactly what I say, grandpop? she. 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